I recently spent $6,500 on this registered Black Angus bull.

I recently spent $6,500 on this certified Black Angus bull. When I let him out among the herd, he would munch grass and not even glance at a cow.

The bull was beginning to appear more expensive than I had originally paid for him. Anyway, I had him examined by the veterinarian.

He saw that the bull was in good health, albeit perhaps a little young.
He prescribed several drugs for me to administer to him once daily.

The bull started taking care of all my cows in two days! He even succeeded in crossing the fence and mating with all of my neighbor’s cows!

 

He looks like a machine. The contents of the medications the veterinarian gave him are unknown to me. They do, however, taste like peppermint.

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